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last updated on May 23, 2002

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Directions
1. Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
2. Click the "submit" button at the bottom.
3. Wait for your score.

    Knowledge

    Do you know...
    ...all the names of Hawke’s former bands?
    ...the name of Cedric’s former band?
    ...Lilly’s father’s name?
    ...know all three of the Bards’ real names (without looking at the album cover or website)?
    ...the name of the Bedlam Bards' sound engineer (without looking at the album cover or website)?
    ...which song temporarily negates Cedric's marriage?
    ...the verses that aren't on the albums?

    Real Life Stuff

    Have you...
    ...ever traveled more than 100 miles to see The Bedlam Bards?
    ...walked away from another show so you wouldn't miss the start of theirs?
    ...performed on stage with them?
    ...spent your day's allowance on the CD's?
    ...offended friends because you won't let them borrow the CD's without a security deposit (or a lien on their house)?
    ...cashed your paycheck in dollars for tips?
    ...ever competed with friends to see who can come up with the most disgusting verses to "Don't Pet The Dog"?
    ...ever fed one or more Bedlam Bards?
    .......by hand?
    ...ever looked up the meaning of "Ards" (as in "Bed Lamb Ards")?
    ...ever heard the Bedlam Bards on the radio?
    ...ever transcribed the lyrics of a Bedlam Bards song?
    ...stuffed money in Lilly's bodice?
    ...had Cedric or Hawke extract money from your person?
    ...nibbled on at least 3 necks in the presence of a Bard?
    ...ever kissed a Bedlam Bard?
    ........with tongue?
    ...contributed a limerick during the rooster song?
    .......Was it an original?
    .......Was it about one of the Bedlam Bards?
    ...ever asked Hawke to sing something just to annoy Lilly?
    ...ever worn a bed on your head?
    ...ever worn a dog on your leg?
    ...ever told another band that they're good, but they're just not the Bedlam Bards?
    ...ever tied yourself to a tree (or other convenient hitching post) during a Bedlam Bards show?
    ...ever shackled yourself to a fellow BedHead during a performance of "Black Leather Band"?
    ...ever used this list for things to do during a Bedlam Bards show?

    Do you...
    ...have a “Bedlam Forever” fan card?
    ...own a Bedlam Bards CD/tape?
    .......own more than one?
    ...know every audience response for at least 5 Bedlam Bards Songs?
    ...think getting the clap is a good thing?
    ...know what the clap is?
    ...know what Hawke shouts during the mandola break on "Whiskey in the Jar"?
    ...know the words to at least 5 Bedlam Bards songs?
    ...do your children know the words to at least 5 songs?
    .......and sing them in embaressing places? (i.e., supermarket, their grandparent’s house, church)
    ...tell your children not to listen rather than miss the bawdy shows?
    .......teach them the words so they can sing along?
    ...listen to TOTT on your headphones at work?
    .......smirk while doing so?
    ...Did you know what TOTT was without thinking about it?
    ...smile whenever you see the words "Display Case Not Included"?
    ...check when their next gig is before planning a vacation with your family?
    ...allow family to go on vacation without you rather than miss the show?
    ...own a Bedlam Bards flag?
    ...know the name of Hawke's son?
    .......Did you even know Hawke had a son?

    Bards’ Knowledge

    Do The Bedlam Bards...
    ...know your faire name?
    ...know your mundane name?
    ...Has your name been mentioned in a Bedlam Bards' song?
    .......Was the verse really about you?
    .......Was the whole friggin' song about you?
    ...Have one or more of the Bedlam Bards slept in your home?
    ...Have one or more of the Bedlam Bards slept with your daughter(s)?
    .......Did they then avoid a shotgun wedding?
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